Post by Freddie on Jun 16, 2008 19:18:30 GMT 1
A class is told to go home and find a true story with a morale. little billy comes in the next day and tells his story. " my grandfather was in the vietnam war his plane was shot down and he jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer a machine gun and a machette he drank the beer on the way down and landed in the middle of 100 vietnamese solders he killed 70 with the machine gun but ran out of bullets 20 with the machete then it broke and the last 10 with his bare hand" the teacher says what could be the morale to the terriable story and billy replied "dont mess with grandad when hes been drinking"
